Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Facebook shitfight

Deary me ........

Joanne XXXXXX 20 November at 08:50
Geez you're a touchy fella. Am deleted

Steve S 01 December at 16:52
Firstly " Geez you're a touchy fella " this might be calling the kettle black dont you think ? , you are still hurting over something I have been alleged to have done over 6 months ago and have left unsavoury comments on my public wall no less than 3 times.
Lets get this straight - I have never accused you of " being backward "and have not placed any terse comments on your wall have I now ? , I think this may go back to when I posted that LMGTFY link yes ? I thought you would enjoy that link and enjoy the small humor of it , but then again I have no sense of humor as you have accused me of before ......
So let me clear that up for you as well , I have been online since 1999 and have seen every bogan racist abo joke email ten times over , to me I got a slight chuckle the first time I saw these but to be honest this kind of humour is low brow and not my cup of tea - sorry !
Also , I belong to a local history research group that is currently researching the fate of the local Aborigine population , because this needs to be taught in local schools , shit we never learn't anything about our local area at school did we ?
You will be pleased to know that we first shot and killed the local Aborigines like dogs , and then introduced the first case of germ warfare being used in Australia and deliberately infected the Aborigine population with smallpox , those that weren't killed from this were massacred in a single night by a posse of soldiers who rode camp to camp and shot men . women and children while they lay asleep.
I have an account of over 200 Aboriginal skeletons being found at Pearl Beach in 1890 , the poor fuckers were so weak they couldn't bury their own dead , so forgive me if I am slightly passionate about this subject.
You might be interested to read about what I have researched so far or even print out a copy for your kids or even shove one in the face of the teachers at your local school http://home.iprimus.com.au/blazelands/woywoy/bungaree.htm
Anyway I hope you apreciate the fact I have taken the time to explain my actions clearly and if you feel that you may have been a little out of order and might want to offer the slightest apology then please re add me
Merry Christmas

Monday, November 22, 2010

Postcard from Woy Woy Part 2

Traditionally summer is my quiet time on the net , I slack off on my blogs and sites that I frequent , this year started a bit earlier as work has gone into overdrive and a lot of that has been in Sydney making the days long and short of free time.
Expect a burst of activity around Xmas when I go on hols.

Beiber Heads
A seen a flock of Beiber Heads in Umina last night as observed them while I was waiting for my burger to get cooked.
A group of young lads were seated outside of the takeaway shop , they all sported Justin Beiber-esque type hair cuts and every now and again they would jerk their heads to one side to adjust the hairline , one wonders if this habit will continue unintentionally into adulthood and eventually cause some kind of RSI type injury of neck muscles.

The Lanies
I am a member of a unique group of people who live in the dunny lanes of Woy Woy town , back in days of old when you had a backyard outdoor dunny , the dunnymen used to drive their trucks down the specially built lanes at the rear of everyones house at 4 a.m in the morning.
They would sneak in via your back gate and change the tin over in your dunny , then would take the full one out and load it onto the truck and dump it in the National Park in an approved dump that eventually leached into the local water table doh
Years later in the 80's a zoning change meant lot's of people with quarter acre blocks wacked a fence across the middle and turned their back garages / sheds into "studio apartments " and rented them out.
I am renting one of these studio apartments , it's rough and cheap but it's big , well big enough to park 3 cars in ....
Lot's of other folk live in my laneway , we are all single it seems , but that's not by choice , it's because our leases won't allow more than 1 person to live on the property.
We keep an eye out for each other and close unattended gates when we accidentally leave them open and block the laneway traffic , on Tuesday night we all wheel our bins down the lane to the end and back up the street to park them outside the front property of our respective units , I'm lucky I only live 6 houses from the end so I only have to wheel my bin for the distance of 12 houses.
A couple of weeks back some one was getting chased by the cops and he tried to take refuge in the lanes , a wrong turn led him into a dead end blocked by the council to stop people pissing off from the cops worked to well and he ended up going through a fence and into some guys swimming pool , the fence got rebuilt before I could get some pics - bugger !

Military Modelling
I have had to slow down on building models as my eyesight is completely shot , 10 years of pissing about on my computer every night , playing wargames and just old age I guess is to blame as well , time to get some glasses - bugger !

Woy Woy
Is sporting 2 rather large cranes that are being used on the new car park extensions at Deepwater Plaza , the view from them must be fantastic , I will try and do a run round the place and get some pics of all the new constructions and demolitions that have been going on